- Pointless Super Powers

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

+109

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

+107

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

+103

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

+101

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

+97

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

+93

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

+91

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

the power of becoming a ginger.

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to mind reeds

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to have night vision during the day.

power to blow up your own head only once,

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed