The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to sweat acid.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!