the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to be really itchy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!