The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!