The power to see John Cena.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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the power to pee on command

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to troll.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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levi Hahne is gay

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!