The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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To call me maybe

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the power to not finish your

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to have a black president

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!