The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to in power your self

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Being a freemason

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!