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The powers to lose your current power forever
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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.
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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA
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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk
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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
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The power to get hurt every other hour
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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook
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[insert pointless super powers here]
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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.
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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand
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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.
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The power to think of any superpower but not have it
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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex
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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late
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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.
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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments
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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.
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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.
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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.
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the power to suck but only when your awesome
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The power to summon earthworms
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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!
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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.
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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!