The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!