The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to create shit

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!