The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to become yourself

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to poo.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to have a small penis

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Tits for a guy.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!