The power to turn cake into poop.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the power to go on this website

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!