The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!