The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to see through air.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to go suicide

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!