The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!