- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

The ability to understand women!!

The ability to yell through your nose

The power to see through a hole

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

The power to fart really smelly :P

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

The power to put everything off till the last possible day

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

Pointless Super Powers