The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!