The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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To call me maybe

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see through pastry..

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to ride a bike

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to exist

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!