The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to pee on command

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!