the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to have a black president

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The power of exact change

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!