- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

The power to speak in cursive

The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to have a black president

The power of exact change

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

The power to fly only when in a car.

The power to have all your friends leave you

The power of asdfgh

The power to breathe without thinking about it.

The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

Pointless Super Powers