The power to fall up.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to like this power

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to plank

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!