the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to be dead

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The power to die at will.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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Retractable Teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!