the power to do two suicide bombings

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!