the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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captain obvious

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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Grass eating

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!