the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The Power to Combust

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to repel women.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to exist

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!