The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The Power to Combust

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!