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The power to watch tv while sleeping
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The power to snore.
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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty
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the power to not finish your
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The power of gentle breeze
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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident
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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.
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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house
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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.
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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica
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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to
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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.
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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.
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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs
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The power to vote on useless superpowers
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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.
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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people
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The power to have a power
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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass
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being able to blow up and die
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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.
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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet
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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek
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The power to only drink liquids
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!