To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to die at will

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!