xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to lose the remote.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to not exist.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!