The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

The power to laugh while laughing.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

the power to die at will

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The power to change your eyebrows daily

the ability to have children fully grown

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

xray vision , but you must close your eyes

The power to be powerless

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!