The power of gentle breeze

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to be a normal human

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!