The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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the power to get really mad.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to not exist.

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Find Waldo

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!