alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!