The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The Power to Read really Small Words

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!