The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to ride a bike

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to fall up.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!