The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to science.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!