The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

being able to blow up and die

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

The power to only drink liquids

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

The power to erase your own existence.

The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

The ability to drop everything you hold

the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

The power to see through pastry..

The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!