The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to clean

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!