The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to clean

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to sneeze scissors

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!