The ability to visually contract STD's

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the power to see the present.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!