The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!