The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to in power your self

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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To pee standing up.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!