The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to poo.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to be buried at sea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!