The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to see through thin air

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!