The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power of your girlfriend's will

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to go through open windows

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to understand math.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to lose all your limbs

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to have one eyebrow!?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

thumb_up thumb_down +5

You can read the minds of rocks.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Th power to be telepathetic

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

The power to lick your own elbow

thumb_up thumb_down -45

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

the power to fall asleep while being awake

thumb_up thumb_down -57

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

thumb_up thumb_down -69

The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The power to taste anything you smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +132

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!