The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!