the power of becoming a ginger.

The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

The power to be buried at sea

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to shit brix

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

the power to not have power

The power to have all your friends leave you

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to breathe without thinking about it.

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to get hurt every other hour

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

Third armpit.

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!