the ability to walk through your clothes

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power of exact change

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!