The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the power to herd cats

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to levitate mustard.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!