The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to be powerless

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power of Grayskull.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to control sloths

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!