the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power of eating from ears.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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make youself dumb

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!