the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

make youself dumb

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

the power to suck but only when your awesome

The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to summon earthworms

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

The ability to visually contract STD's

the power to see the present.

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

the power of becoming a ginger.

The power to blink one second faster then usual.

The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!