The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!