The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to levitate birds

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!