The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to remember th...

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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Find Waldo

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!