The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to catch em all

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The power of exact change

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!