Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

The power to fail every time you try to do something

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

The power to die when you use the letter e.

the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

The power to fly when u are in an elevator

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

The ability to eat anything except for food

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

The power to listen to justin beiber

The power to write complete sentenc

the ability to become black.

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The power to be dead

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

The power to not have any powers

The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!