The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!