the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

Swiss army teeth.

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

The power to start time only when it's on.

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

The power to know WTF is going on

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!