The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

The power to taste anything you smell.

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

Swiss army teeth.

The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

The power to get AIDS.

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The power to start time only when it's on.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

The power to go through open windows

The power to understand math.

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

The power to smell like poop once every hour.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!