the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!