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the power to glow in the light
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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls
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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis
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The power to dance really well
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the power to disappear up your own asshole
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The power to turn into a baby randomly
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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one
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The power to turn into a parking lot.
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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire
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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)
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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair
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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.
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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.
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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.
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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.
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The superpower to think that you have a superpower
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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.
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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second
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The power to get to the end of Temple Run
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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.
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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!
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The ability to identify commonly known objects.
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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year
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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!