The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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to be shitty

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!