The power to make out of thin air

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power of gentle breeze

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!