The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to feel extreme pain

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to dance really well

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!