The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to lose all your limbs

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!