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The power to melt ice into hot ice
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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK
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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.
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The power to have a black president
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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.
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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.
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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy
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the power to pee on command
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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com
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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability
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The power to fly but only in an airplane.
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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....
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The power to poop out your penis.
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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.
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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.
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The power to break your bones on command.
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the power two become drunk at anytime
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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock
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The power to make yourself deaf.
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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.
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The power to walk through doors, then open it.
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the power to be invisible, but only at night
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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!