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The power to fly but only in an airplane.
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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind
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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....
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The power to poop out your penis.
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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.
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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it
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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.
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The power to break your bones on command.
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the power two become drunk at anytime
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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock
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The power to make yourself deaf.
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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.
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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.
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the power to be invisible, but only at night
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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.
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The power to just eat one lays potato chip
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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.
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levi Hahne is gay
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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time
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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed
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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.
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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.
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the power to smell tastebuds
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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!