the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

the power to see through glass

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

Grass eating

The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

The Power to Combust

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to have wood when you wake up.

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

The power to make infinite paper clips.

the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

The power to be distracted with grea

The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!