the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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Find Waldo

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!