Walk on water, swim in land!

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to speak with death people..

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to live.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!