the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to smell poop

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the super power to remove your super power

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to shed hair

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!