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the power to stop writing pointless super powers
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the power to glow in the dark during the day.
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The power to smell farts from miles away
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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back
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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...
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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm
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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.
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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.
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The power to imagine a new colour
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The power to like any show
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The power to make anything into toilet paper.
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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.
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The power to die when touching any form of light
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The power to attract bullets.
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The power to smell poop
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the super power to remove your super power
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-The ability to turn friction on and off.
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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.
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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.
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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...
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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.
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The power to be blind when you sleep
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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.
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The power to thumb up your own comments.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!