the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!