The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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the power to vote

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!