The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to do one push-up

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to fail

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to be wrong

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the power to in power your self

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!