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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.
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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)
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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest
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The power to fly but only when your in space.
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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.
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the power to fail at everything you
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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards
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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.
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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.
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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.
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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time
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The power to be yourself.
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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.
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The power to eat your poop
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The power to explode on the moon
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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years
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The power of micro penis.
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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.
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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.
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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.
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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.
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the power to be able to speel ronj
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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!