The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to shit bricks

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A healing punch

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to fall up.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to fart upon command.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to change your eye color.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the ability to lick your own anus

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!